Lapdance

[Verse 1: Tech N9ne]

I call her Chocolaty, because of her chocolate body

I met her in California, at one of the stripper partys

That Quinsy Jones threw, where all the women are prone to

Bone you, and do what they want to

She said she ran the dancers, hustlers and gamblers

She scammed on Santas

Busters and ramblers

I'm at them, nigga

I was intrigued by the smell of her weave

Swelling her Gs, by selling her Ps

She said she never ever ever had to sell her poonani in her life

I'm thinkin I better be able to say I threw Donny in her right

We kept kickin it after that night

And a nigga didn't even get a quickie, emergency at the homefront

Gotta fly back to Kan City, but I lost touch

But by a year, we flew back to the L

You know them cheap newspapers dedicated to call girls who go to your hotel

We called one, and when we got a knock at the doo

When I opened it, it was my homegirl Chocolaty, whoa

[Chorus: Glennae Harvey and Krizz Kaliko]

Lapdance

You don't have to strip for money

This your last chance

Oh no

Make me an offer that I can't refuse

Maybe then I'll go with you

[Verse 2: Skatterman]

Dance, she's like a moviestar at a glance

Her sexy walk is something to talk about, put a bulge in your pants

She's quite a looker, but baby's more than meets the eye

Just like a hooker, she's smiling, but beneath she cry

It's like Tuesday, Thirsday, Sunday nights, she meets these guys

They say they'll help her, but they only wanna creese her thighs

Her only moatavation is her dream

Keeps her alive

His name's Eric, he's 8, been in the streets since 5

Just her and him, no baby daddy, just collect calls from the pimp

Saying "I need the money now, my comisairy's low again"

But her rent's late, 2 days, she strip straight 2 days

But she ain't made enough money to pay for a strip stake and 2 A's

That's hard to swalow, and it's starting to eat her soul up

The only way the dancer can deal with the pain, she starts to roll up

First Marijuana and Hash

She grab a Crack piece

Front page found dead, Lapdance done ODed in the backseat

[Chorus: Glennae Harvey and Krizz Kaliko]

Lapdance

You don't have to strip for money

This your last chance

Oh no

Make me an offer that I can't refuse

Maybe then I'll go with you

[Verse 3: Snug Brim]

I met this chick, right

Super bad in a thong

She said she strip, right

For real, she had ya boy in the zone

And after midnight, she would give me ass that she'd throw

She got her shit tight, never let me follo her home

Just didn't sit right, a female with so much game

Another me would live in paradise, torchin the flame

Plus had this thing for midgets, lovin Ménage à trois

She was into changing bitches, fuckin with a girl, not a guy

Made me an offer that I couldn't refuse

She do some scratches

We get throwed if we slip this haze

Started actin funny, askin bout who pushin the pounds

Who gettin money, who dumpin the most work in the town

This bitch is all that, no other choice before my spark at

My life and your life, this world is filled with dark relms

So pay attention to this lesson

Never trust a naked bitch, cause in the end they leave you stressin

[Chorus: Glennae Harvey and Krizz Kaliko]

Lapdance

You don't have to strip for money

This your last chance

Oh no

Make me an offer that I can't refuse

Maybe then I'll go with you