Creepshow

[Verse 1]

Zoned out afternoon

Let's catch "Who's On Top Of Whom"

Tell it like it is, 'cause it isn't anyway

Much to my surprise

I caught it right between the thighs

My sweet little sister was layin' me away

[Pre-Chorus]

My jaw dropped dead to the table

She put my cool in shock, huh

Crack kills and blood spills baby

But psychos, dykes, and transvestites

Are on the choppin' block

Oh, she was singin'

[Chorus]

(Oh no)

I saw my baby on the creepshow

(Out on)

Spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel, 'cause I can't belive that I dug you

[Verse 2]

She filled my boots with lead

Was it somethin' that I said?

A picture paints a thousand ugly words

Baby's actin' tough

Check out my fisticuffs

Well, that's just what she deserves

[Pre-Chorus]

Well I can't flip from the station

I can't unplug what is done

Her six-foot-deep temptation

She nicked my shin and then kicked me in

And then she buried me for fun

Well she was singin'

[Chorus]

(Oh no)

I saw my baby on the creepshow

(Out on)

Spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel, 'cause I can't belive that I dug you, no

[Guitar Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

Well my jaw dropped dead to the table

She put my cool in shock

Crack kills and blood spills baby

But psychos, dykes, and transvestites

Are on the choppin' block

[Chorus]

(Oh no)

I saw my baby on the creepshow

(Out on)

Spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel, 'cause I can't belive that I dug you

Oh-oh oh no, oh no, oh no

(Turn on)

She was spillin' my guts out on the news

(Oh no)

Caught my woman on the creepshow

Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe

[Outro]

I can't believe

You know I can't believe

Oh, I can't believe that I dug you

Oh, no no no