Stormy Monday

They call it stormy Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad
Call it stormy Monday
But Tuesday, just as bad
Wednesday's a worse
And Thursday's just so sad, sad

The eagle flies on Friday
And Saturday I go out to play
The eagle flies on Friday
Saturday I go out to play
They go come 'round here and say to me
Maybe I should go to church on Sunday
And get down on my knees and pray
But hey, no, no, I'd rather hear somebody play
Just like that

You better play it, Slash
Shit, fuck yeah

Said, they call it stormy Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad
Yeah, they call it stormy Monday
But Tuesday's just as bad
You know, Wednesday is gonna get worse
And Thursday, oh God, oh, so sad
Yeah

But the eagle flies on Friday, yeah
And Saturday I'm gonna go out to play
Hell yeah, I do, huh, hey-hey-hey
But the eagle will fly on Friday, huh
And Saturday I go out to play
And Sunday come 'round, ha-ha, shit
I ain't gonna get down on my knees and pray
No way, hell no

Lord have mercy on me
Lord have mercy on me, Lord
Lord have mercy on me
Lord ain't gonna have mercy on me
'Cause all you ever bring
All you ever bring, misery
Lord, Lord, Lord

Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey
Hey-hey, babe, babe, babe

So, come on, Monday
Bring it on, Tuesday
Don't hide, Wednesday
Come on, flirt with me, Thursday

Hey-hey-hey, Friday
Yeah, I know you Friday (bitch)
Saturday, Saturday
I will play, I will play all day after day

Sunday, I'm still thinkin' about it
Sunday, I'm still thinkin' about it
But I might just, I just might
I just might get down on my knees and pray