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Sleigh Bells
Jessica Rabbit
As If

TRACK

As If

Release date: 11th November 2016

From Jessica RabbitTrack 142:44

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About This Track

"As If" is a track by Sleigh Bells, from the album Jessica Rabbit, released 11th November 2016. The track is 2:44 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 3 articles about Sleigh Bells.

About the Artist

Sleigh Bells

Sleigh Bells

Lyrics

As If

I'm in a State Crusader
Pulled the rug right out from under me
Perspective evaporates the sensation of falling
The feeling you get when you can feel everything again

Picking cotton candy with splinters
Here we are, helium
Crisis mode, mint chip vendetta
Every noun on earth is gonna be dirt

I'm in a State Crusader
Pulled the rug right out from under me
The brass ring spinning, taunting, shining
And what are you gonna do now

Fuck it, why not take over the world
Jump off a bridge or go for a swim
Let's go to the park, paddle out far
Current got strong, now it's getting dark
So get your shit together.

As if...
As i if...
As if...
As if...
As if if...

Spittin' out nothing
An infinite loop of literally bad news
And skewed views, disgust
Who would have thought, who would have thought?

But, where does it lead?
May as well be on my own terms
Settle the score, this is what you asked for
So go ahead and punch my ticket...

As if...
As if...

(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)

As if...

(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)
(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)

As if...

(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)
(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)
(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)
(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)
(So go ahead and punch my ticket...)

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Jessica Rabbit

2:442016

Listen

Album

11th November 2016

Track number

14

Release year

2016

1It's Just Us Now
3:10
2Torn Clean
1:22
3Lightning Turns Sawdust Gold
3:18
4I Can't Stand You Anymore

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Sleigh Bells — Pulse Drips Quiet (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [3:16]
Sleigh Bells — Bunky Pop (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [3:01]
Sleigh Bells — This Summer (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [3:03]
Sleigh Bells — Real Special Cool Thing (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [2:44]
Sleigh Bells — Roxette Ric (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [2:49]
Sleigh Bells — Badly (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [2:36]
Sleigh Bells — Wanna Start A Band? (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [2:54]
Sleigh Bells — Life Was Real (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [2:38]
Sleigh Bells — Can I Scream (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [2:34]
Sleigh Bells — Blasted Shadow (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [2:31]
Sleigh Bells — Hi Someday (from Bunky Becky Birthday Boy) [3:57]
Sleigh Bells — Justine Go Genesis (from Texis) [3:16]
Sleigh Bells — Red Flag Flies (from Texis) [3:05]
Sleigh Bells — Rosary (from Texis) [3:38]
Sleigh Bells — Sweet75 (from Texis) [3:33]
Sleigh Bells — Locust Laced (from Texis) [2:31]
Sleigh Bells — Tennessee Tips (from Texis) [2:44]
Sleigh Bells — I'm Not Down (from Texis) [3:18]
Sleigh Bells — Knowing (from Texis) [3:11]
Sleigh Bells — Hummingbird Bomb (from Texis) [3:15]
Sleigh Bells — True Seekers (from Texis) [3:26]
Sleigh Bells — An Acre Lost (from Texis) [3:26]
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Sleigh Bells — Holly
Sleigh Bells — Rainmaker (from Kid Kruschev) [3:50]
Sleigh Bells — Show Me the Door (from Kid Kruschev) [3:04]
Sleigh Bells — Florida Thunderstorm (from Kid Kruschev) [2:31]
Sleigh Bells — Favorite Transgressions (from Kid Kruschev) [2:28]
Sleigh Bells — And Saints (from Kid Kruschev) [2:50]
Sleigh Bells — Blue Trash Mattress Fire (from Kid Kruschev) [4:03]
Sleigh Bells — Panic Drills (from Kid Kruschev) [3:09]
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Sleigh Bells — Unlimited Dark Paths (from Jessica Rabbit) [3:15]
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Sleigh Bells — Baptism By Fire (from Jessica Rabbit) [4:23]
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Sleigh Bells — Torn Clean (from Jessica Rabbit) [1:22]
Sleigh Bells — Loyal For (from Jessica Rabbit) [1:59]
Sleigh Bells — Crucible (from Jessica Rabbit) [3:02]
Sleigh Bells — Throw Me Down the Stairs (from Jessica Rabbit) [2:42]
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Sleigh Bells — Minnie (from Bitter Rivals) [3:01]
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7I Can Only Stare

8Throw Me Down the Stairs

9Unlimited Dark Paths

10I Know Not To Count On You

11Rule Number One

12Baptism By Fire

14As If

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