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Sloan – I'm Not a Kid Anymore (2008) | Track profile | Dork

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Parallel Play
I'm Not a Kid Anymore

TRACK

I'm Not a Kid Anymore

Release date: 10th June 2008

From Parallel Play

About This Track

"I'm Not a Kid Anymore" is a track by Sloan, from the album Parallel Play, released 10th June 2008. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Sloan

Sloan

Lyrics

I'm Not a Kid Anymore

Once upon a time I was on the scene

An attitude and a jacket of jean

These days I'm up to my ass in routine

Another day, another dollar

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I relied heavily on Styx and Stones

Not so much Styx once I heard the Ramones

I got a job at Anna Gramma Loans

We worked the other 9 to 5

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

Shacking up gals, live in delusion

A lot of crying out loud state of confusion

Settled down now, heavy seclusion

Decided I'm proud, the only conclusion

As out of touch as I've ever been

On the dangerous side of super keen

Scariest thing about my Halloween

Is that November's rent is due

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

I'm not a kid anymore

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Track details

From Parallel Play

2008

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Album

Release year

2008

—Believe In Me
—Burn for It
—Emergency 911
—If I Could Change Your Mind
—I'm Not a Kid Anymore
—Living the Dream
—Too Many
—The Other Side
—Witch's Wand
—Down in the Basement
—All I Am Is All You're Not
—The Dogs
—Cheap Champagne

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer: Andrew Scott, Chris Murphy (CAN), Jay Ferguson (CAN), Patrick Pentland
Producer: Nick Detoro, Sloan