Set In Motion

They're coming out

With the movie version of my life

Based on the novel

That shouldn't have been written either

I called them up

And asked to meet the director

To see who would play me and he said

"We talked about actors but thought instead

That playing yourself might lend some cred"

All this time

I'm trying to halt the production

Apparently one day, long ago

I gave them all my permission

If that's the case

Let's hammer out some details

Remember I already told them once

I don't do nude scenes or my own stunts

This feature's a failure on all fronts

Just accept that these things are going to happen

Everything is set in motion

It will happen anyway

And on and on we argued

After all that, the thing was banned

To try and drum up popular demand

Asked the director, "Where do I stand?"

Just accept that these things are going to happen

Everything is set in motion

It will happen anyway

Just accept that these things are going to happen

Everything is set in motion

It will happen anyway

Just accept that these things are going to happen

Everything is set in motion