Stick in the Mud

There's nothing I'd rather see

Than for you to fail

There's nothing I'd rather see

Than for you to fail

And where is the beauty

That I once had?

Where is the beauty

That I had once?

I feel like I'm becoming a stick in the mud

I feel like I'm becoming a Lou Reed Mistrial

Stick in the mud

There's nothing I'd rather see

Than for you two to fail

There's nothing I'd rather see

Than for you two to fail

And where is the beauty

That I once had?

And where is the beauty

I had just once?

I hate songs with questions in them

I feel like I'm becoming a stick in the mud

I feel like I'm becoming a Lou Reed Mistrial

Stick in the mud