(infamous)

Hi, this is Tom Brooker

I'm afraid I can't answer your call at the moment

'Cause I've probably got something better to do than sit by the phone waiting

Waiting for it to ring

So please leave a message after the tone, thanks, bye

When you finish recording, please hang up, or press the hash key for more options

Hello, mate, it's Jim

Where the hell are you?

I'm at the spot

Been here awhile now, um

Probs gonna head home

So cheers to that

Also you need to sort your voicеmail out, mate, 'cause it sucks

You suck

Bye