Vulcan

[Verse 1]

Fuck you and your stupid smile

You make me want to strangle you

Fuck you and your disco flavor

Hot sauce on your snakeskin boots

Hey, you forgot your rag bag

Your '69 Sedan

Hey, you fucking fag hag

Droptrout tossed-salad man

[Chorus]

Sucking on my thumb just like the child you think I am

You've managed to convince yourself, but I don't think you can

Manage me

Me, me, me

[Verse 2]

Life based on a short story written by a bitch named Vern

In a maroon velour sweat suit, playing with your brand-new urn

Shit, has he lost his mind?

Can he see or is he just blind?

[Chorus]

Sucking on your brain just like the zombies want to revive

You could talk me into fucking you, but I don't think you'd survive

To fuck me, me

To fuck me, me

[Bridge]

It's your own technique anyway

With all the foam in your mouth when you say

[Verse 3]

"It's freedom-fucking," here's how to order this

Fuck, Uncle Shifter's got the night towel

I'd kiss you, but you're covered in piss

Fuck, are you threatening me?

Your style is faulty, while mine is the best

Spock, have you lost your mind?

Are you sure full duration is best?

[Chorus]

I'm sucking on your life just like the hole you're living in

You're complaining all the time, but now the sucking really begins

With me