Freaky Tales

[Intro: Too $hort]

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

These are the tales, the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

[Verse: DaBoii]

I met a bad bitch and her name was Ruby

Caught my attention wit' her big ole booty

Had a boyfriend but she was still choosy

Tryna' get me caught up girl you just might lose me

I ain't give a fuck

I met another bitch

Laura was her name and she was so thick

Knocked her that minute and she came to the crib

Boy did she know how to ride that dick

Kicked her ass out

Onto the next

Caught up in my feelings so i'm hittin' up my ex

I got bills to pay so she givin' me a check

Brought that bitch to the crib and she gave a nigga neck

Give a fuck about a bitch I'ma keep on doggin'

Give em' good dick and they keep on callin'

Dick game crazy leave a white bitch crawlin'

The bitch gave me head in some all black joggers

Met another bitch

And her name was Burgen took her out to eat and she kept on flirtin'

I don't bring em' to the crib but with her she was worth it

Stuck my thang in found out she's a virgin

I ain't want the bitch

Pass her to my bro

I ain't give a fuck she was just another hoe

Keeping her around would be fuckin' up the code

I ain't fuckin' up shit so I had to let her go

Excuse me miss, whats ya name

Tryna' curve and me say she know my game

Well fuck you bitch

I don´t give a shit

Couple weeks later I was fuckin' on her sis'

Old bitch callin' She like what's up

Got a boyfriend but I don´t give a fuck

Bounced in the whip picked her up and we fucked

Call the next day and I won't pick it up

After school i was fuckin' with a thot

Took her to the cuts and she gave a nigga top

After I buss' I don't really like to talk

Pulled off on a bitch had to made that muthafucka' walk

These are the freaky tales

These are the tales that I tell so well

So grab ya bitch if you see me comin'

Cuz DaBoii don´t give a fuck about nothin'