I Am 16

I met Johnny down the disco the other night. He said "Hey baby, you look pretty cool. Are you dancing?" I said "Are you asking?" He said "Yeah but first look into my big brown eyes and tell me the story of your life" I said "Baby you'd never believe my life."

I am 16 going on 17

I've been in with it twice

Mommy is a drunk

And daddy is a punk

And sister is cold as ice

Incest is a common factor

I am my brother's son

Grandma is a junkie

Grandad is a monkey

Beastiality is fun

Mommy and daddy never got married

Do you know what that makes me?

I have 10 brothers

Soon there'll be others

Daddy has just fucked mommy

I am 16

Going on 17

I know you'd never believe it

Daddy has just fucked mommy

Sister is cold as ice

I'm as cold as ice

I'm as cold as ice

Cold cold cold cold

I'm as cold as ice

At the disco

At the disco

Hey Johnny

Ooh baby, Ooh baby

Love to love you

Ooh baby, Oh baby, Oh baby

Oh Johnny, oh Johnny, I'm not cold anymore

Johnny, Johnny

Love to love you

Love to love you

I feel love

I feel love

I feel love

I feel love

I'm only 16

Oh yeah baby I'm only 16

You Just look at this complexion baby and you'd never believe it, but I'm just 16 and I've had a hard life Johnny, Johnny