April Fool

Quitting after one more last one

Tired of playing the clown

If I want your opinion I'll ask ya

I can get myself down

Night driving without headlights

Wearing sunglasses too

Looking good but sure don't feel right

Anything to be cool

Doing hopscotch with my legs tied

Jumping rope in wet cement

Black leather in midday sunshine

All your mother's money's spent

Doing time on the metal detector

Like to drown in your pool

Covering up everything that's defective

Anything to be cool

A burning heart

Could be so cool

Won't you be my fashion victim?

Come on, I'm an April Fool for you

Holding on to what's left of real life

Anything to be cool

A burning heart

Like an April Fool

Won't you be my fashion victim?

Come on, I'm an April Fool

I'm a mid-spring snowfall, joke's on you

I'm an April Fool for you

I'm an April Fool for you

I'm an April Fool