Van vs. Ham

[Intro: Eminem]

1, 2, 6, 8, 10

[Verse 1: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M)]

Yo! I'm Back, to bust another fresh track

You say, that I have the ability to fly

Fly right past ya ass, when I blast

Ya every time I grab the mic, I crash a

'Nother rhyme it's a crash landin'

Every time I grab the mic, I'm kinda outstandin'

'Cause no one can step to a single a rhyme

And I say " Yo, what kept you?"

Home's, you going too slow

You're too slow for the flow and I know

That M&M is returning

To bust the rhyme and suckers are learning

That when I kinda go offbeat a little bit

I step back to the rhyme and say

That I bust a rhyme all day

Make a sucka say "Hey!

I cannot step to you M&M

'Cause you are so bad, Damn

You're the baddest motherfucker in the whole damn land"

And you're right, 'cause I am

And I don't go offbeat, not once

'Cause I grab the mic and bust for months

And I don't give nobody another turn

'Cause every time I grab the mic, I don't let a brother burn

Because he can't step to a single rhyme that I do

'Cause you knew you're through

[Verse 2: "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

Yeah, yeah, oh yeah

Now I grab the microphone, you know I am imperial

Bassmint Productions' that's rockin' yo stereo

Don't front with me, 'cause I am the boy

I get on the microphone and I destroy

Now you can take a body, that's not from Oakland

Hammer, Hammer, Hammer keeps on choking, yeah

I can do it right and nobody will know

For I am the Hammer and I'm running the show

They come from West Indies, South of California

I wake you motherfuckers up, early in the morning, yo front!

[Interlude: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M) & "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

Yo Hammer, that was pretty good man

I don't think I can step to you man, I don't know

I'm great!

I'll just try but it seems like you outdo me, no matter what I do

Here I go anyway

[Verse 3: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M)]

Here I am, back to attack the whole damn land

'Cause you know that Vanilla Ice is hype

I grab this mic and I rhyme all night

MC Hammer cannot step to me

Because I got the rhymes and I'm truly

So damn hype and the place to be

I'm rhyming on the mic on the M-I-C

M-I-C is the abbreviation

I grab the mic and rock the whole nation

You know that Vanilla Ice, is so precise and I get so nice

Get so nice, I start developing manners

And I whoop your brain like scanners

Because Vanilla Ice is bad

Now what you got to say about that dad?

[Interlude: "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

You can't step to me boy, I sell more records!

Yo, I know here I go, ay yo, Manix, gimme something, yeah, nah!

[Verse 4: "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

Every time I go, you know I like to start

My name is MC Hammer

I rule hip-hop charts

Seven million, seven million, seven million sold

And your shit barely even touch gold!

Now everywhere I go, they know that I'm a star

I'm the  H-A-M,  the M-E-R

'Cause every time I rock it they know I rock the mic

I am MC Hammer

And you know what I am like, roar!

[Interlude: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M) & "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

I don't know man, I think you got me, man, I don't know, I'ma try Check this out, fallin'

Ain't no one here you sucka!

[Verse 5: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M)]

Fallin' on the concrete real fast

Jumped in the car, slammed on the gas

Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed

I try to get away 'cause the jackers jack

So I step to the rhyme and I just say I'm

Gonna bust a rhyme for the whole damn mind

Then you say that I cannot bust a rhyme

But you gonna get got MC Hammer

Because you know you get on the mic

And drop poor grammar

And you can't slam a jam because I know that I am the man

And all the teenagers they like me

You know why? It's a scheme agents

Have developed to sell me

Because I bust a rhyme so cleverly

And you know that I got knowledge

'Cause I'm in show biz

And I bust a rhyme all the time

So MC Hammer you cannot step to

A single rhyme that I do 'Cause I knew

That you are through, you are washed up

Oh, so step to the bathroom

And I told you that I have to scold you

Because I am Vanilla Ice

I grab this mic and I get so precise

And you cannot step

So why don't you get swept?

[Interlude: "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

Now you makin' me mad boy

Now I'm gonna get your ass

Now you gonna know who's on this motherfuckin' mic, yo!

[Verse 6: "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

It's about time that I turned out your lights

Now I see the Vanilla Ice tryin' a chill in my freezer

You just don't know that your mama is a skeezer

She say Hammer, yo Hammer, yo Hammer Hammer Hammer

But she jump on me because I'm a bad mamma jamma

I did your bitch, Hammer don't play

I got the funky shit and it goes this way

I wish your whole ass try to step, you can't touch this

You fuck with the Hammer you'll be walking on crutches

Yeah that's what I'm sayin', I ain't playin'

I'm Hammer, I'm Hammer, yes it's the Hammer Man

My lips may be big but I can rap better

Then looking at your ass, you look like a piece of cheddar!

Yo though you steppin' to me, you know it's no dream

I dig Vanilla Ice and turn his ass into whipped cream

So you know who's the best by far

It's the muthafuckin' HammeR with a capital R, roar!

[Interlude: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M) & "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

Now you made me mad, and you know what happens when you make Vanilla Ice mad Hammer?

What?

I don't like it. So yo!

You scared boy?

I ain't scared of you, Hammer, I'm just thinking, I gotta think of something clever

(Ice Ice baby, too cold too cold)

[Verse 7: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M)]

When I'm through with you

You'll be goin' to heaven

Cuz I smash the glasses and fuck 3-5-7

24/7 they was bangin' my cock

I said "yo fuck Hammer

Get a piece of the rock, yeah"

I said yeah. My name is Vanilla Ice, you can't

Step to me, you thought that you was a champ

But I stepped on your ass like a piece of carpet

And rented you for sale like an upstairs apartment

Yo, that's my clever metaphor

And every time I grab the mic you know

Kids like me cuz I'm better for

Their ears, because their mothers and parents

Like to hear the way I rhyme and I make an appearance

And say hey, I got a blond streak

And that's why people like me cuz I'm hard as concrete

I'm always on beat when I do this show

You know that Vanilla Ice has to go cuz I'm so damn fresh!

[Verse 8: "MC Hammer" (Maximum)]

Now you steppin' to me punk

There is no maybes

You steppin' to me wrong and I'm gonna ICE ya baby!

So you say what's the matter, why Hammer loves to rap

Cuz all that shit you talkin' to Hammer is bullcrap

Now I know a rhyme every day I'm ready

I'm down with Dougie Fresh, Van-L is not ready

Now everywhere I go, on MTV Rap

They know I'm the best cuz now I don't take no crap

Now Vanilla Vanilla he's beaming out Hammer

They say yo Hammer don't put me on the slammer

I said yo sucka, stupid muthafucka

You messin' with me but I'm no sucka

I already pumped it up, and already got it started

So steppin' to me white muthafucka you'll feel broken-hearted

So I'm gonna pass the mic and you know about me

Hammer get off the fuckin' mic!!! I'm outie!

[Outro: "Vanilla Ice" (M&M)]

You blew me out, man, you beat me