Somethin' I Would Do

[SPM] Uh, uh

I ain't got the last two sentences to this verse

[Grimm] Then just freestyle it

[SPM] Alright, I can do that

[South Park Mexican]

(Verse 1)

Bring it back

Drop the top on the 'Llac

Screw, put the tap on the wet Fat Pat

Got the black gat

Can't come wack

'Member when clubs wouldn't let me rap

Now they call me up

All on nuts

Get 'em for about ten thousand bucks

Sippin' on Dom Perigion

Five, six songs, and my ass is gone

Later on, catch a tone

Grab my phone

See if my boy Baby Bash is home

From San Anton' to the Astrodome

Smoke weed with Cheech

And hash with Chong

2 A.M., sunglasses on

"Twice Last Night," that's my nastiest song

Now it's on

Ask my T. Jones

Seem like the whole world on my ding-dong

Chorus 1:

[Bash] Take two hits and pass it on to you

[SPM] Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

[Bash] Fill my swimmin' pool up with some brew

[SPM] Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

(Verse 2)

Well I'm

SP Mex in the place to be

And I went to Bedrock University

I hang with the poor, and steal from the rich

I chill with the real, and I won't never switch

Jump out the bed

Come from the head

Last name Flintstone, first name Fred

My low-low

Hop like a pogo

Walkin' down the

Yellow brick road with a dog named Toto

Run from no one cause I might get a cramp

Ten dollar stone for a twenty food stamp

Money ain't happiness, y'all some fools

Your baby's brown eyes in some diamonds and jewels

Chorus 2:

[Bash] Smokin', chokin' on PePe LePew

[SPM] What ya say, dawg

Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

And you know it, don't know it, don't quit

[Bash] Make a dollar bill turn into two

[SPM] H-Town, H-Town

Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

(Verse 3)

You wanna play with the S, hun

Twenty-five on my dresser

White tank-top

Dickie's from fiesta

Slow and low

There we go

Doin' the impossible

Jam rock and roll

That's how it'd go

I done lost my high a little while ago

Put away your gun

Have some fun

Not no star, but I'm stabbin' one

A stallion

Saddle up the horses

My gal gorgeous

I bought a fortress

Two divorces and only lost a Corvette

My third wife

Still ain't born yet

No sweat

I relax in Houston

I'm the one that went gold

With no distribution

Grindin'

Now them hoes mine and

Your boy went from motherfuckin' dimes to diamonds

Chorus 3:

[Bash] Drop my top and pick up DJ Screw

[SPM] Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

[Bash] Show my love, I'll show it back to you

[SPM] Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

[Bash] Tell your kid to stay his ace in school

[SPM] Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

[Bash] Step on stage and act just like a fool

[SPM] Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

[Bash] Make my girl sneak in my .22

[SPM] Put this in your purse

Yeah, that sounds like somethin' I would do

[Bash] Say homeboy, you stepped in doggy doo

Go outside and please wash off your shoe

[South Park Mexican]

Say Grimm, roll another baby dick

Let's get high, baby, fa' sho

{*South Park Mexican & Grimm laughing*}