The Final Derriere

As I peer out of my window at night

Catching a glimpse and stirring my appetite

Can't tear my eyes off the sights on the street

Another derriere

Another derriere

Ah, Master Passion, you've laid into me

While I observe, there goes 1, 2, and 3

So many walking the streets endlessly

Another derriere

Another derriere

Doctor, rid me of this desire, ire, ire

(Doctor, rid me of this desire)

(Doctor, rid me of this desire)

Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire

(Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire)

(Doctor, help me put out this fire, fire, fire)

Fine, if that is what you desire

A little bit off the top

A little bit off the top

A little bit off the top

A little bit off the top

Out on the streets, cured at last, so relieved

Oh no, again, once again, I'm aggrieved

"Crack" goes the whip, Master Passion is sweet

Another derriere

Another derriere

Can't look away, can't pretend they're not there

Cover my eyes, but I know they're still there (know they're still there)

Run to the doctor, it's come back again

Another derriere

Another derriere

Doctor, rid me of this desire, ire, ire

(Doctor, rid me of this desire)

(Doctor, rid me of this desire)

Something more invasive this time

A little more off the top

A little more off the top

I guarantee it will stop

I think that this time, it'll stop

Out on the streets, well, I guess that is that

Oh no, a derriere, I'm thrown to the mat (thrown to the mat)

Now Master Passion is at it again

Another derriere

Another derriere

Doctor, do not hold back the cure, ire, ire

(Doctor, rid me of this desire)

(Doctor, rid me of this desire)

If that's what you want, here we go

Yet a little more off the top

Still a little more off the top

And a little more off the top

Yet a little more off the top

Still a little more off the top

And a little more off the top

Yet a little more off the top

There sits the man, not much there, almost gone

Still he perceives something, tries to grab on

Gnarled fist attempts it, but now he is gone

His final derriere

The final derriere