Indoor Soccer

Big whatever to the pussyfooting feather
Headdresses on a shroud
Massive machete, that shit is getting heavy
Though you knew me, don't know me now

Don't you let down my good friends
Don't you fuck with my pals
Straight through the town, you drive around
Quit following my friends

All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden

Jerks at work freeze kitties on their breaks
The cats meow, you hem and howl, don't have to use a safe word
In bathrooms stalls, pedestrian malls
And psycho clinic shower heads, you use 'em cleverly

Didn't you forget balloons on my birthday
Why did you fuck with my self-esteem, man?
Straight through the town, you drive around
I need a line to my head-space

All over the secret garden
All over the secret garden
He lives in the secret garden

It's not invincible, no, my darling
I'm not invincible when I fall
The tangle lore of the secret garden
I fucking hate playing indoor soccer