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Stephen Malkmus
Sheets

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Stephen Malkmus

Sheets

Release date: 10th June 2015

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About This Track

"Sheets" is a track by Stephen Malkmus, released 10th June 2015. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Stephen Malkmus

Stephen Malkmus

Lyrics

Sheets

To get to transelton b yeah a minor must go

Through so many foul creeps and I want you to know

I got a fingerful of catatonic drool

The way you cast the shape

Stutters me from head to toe

It takes all night to get off you off you off you

You are dabby just like you're a comedian

Who has been banished to the deep channels of my tv

Cause you’re not funny man

You’re fuckin fuckin lame

Live a lie live a lie

It takes all night to get off you off you off you

Hahahahahahahaha whoa

I interrogated you for hours on end

And though the story is tight I’ve got a hearing again

Your daddy’s got your keys

Live a lie

It takes all night to get off you off you off you

Hahahahahahahaha

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