F2 Diss Track

(Intro: Both)

Yes, Stephen

And Big Poppa Smith

Did you get me JME?

Nah, he's busy lad

Never mind

This one goes out to the Hungry Professor

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

(Verse 1: Stephen Tries)

Nah, nah, that’s not me

Act like a wetwipe in your Audi

Injured again? Yeah that's Billy

Lose to XO (at Wembley)

Yeah, I used to wear your tee

Put it all in the bin cause I'm not 13 (True)

I used to like the F2

But stop saying ’swaz'

You're nearly 40

It's the return of the Max

0161 written on my back

Loz in defence and Brian in attack

One nil up everybody's like (CLAP)

Flashback to the group stage, what a laugh

Blaming the refs, you don't wanna show that

Lost to the team in white and black

Score a screamer, the crowd goes... (twat)

Anytime we see Jez take a shot

Boy better know it's landing up in row G

Only score when the goal is empty

Forget Messi, more like Hesky

Don't have tears when it ends

Celebrating when you lose on pens

Last time was boys versus men

And trust me we’re gonna do it again

(Chorus: Stephen Tries)

Nah, that’s not me

Act like a wetwipe in your Audi

Injured again? Yeah that's Billy

Fucked it up, on BGT

Yeah, I used to rate your team

Until it became Love Island FC

True, I used to love the F2

But acting like divas, that’s not me