Nothing To Do With Me

Absurd and sensible
Quite unacceptable
Let go, pull your leg off
Control, out of control

It's the bed-wetting thing
That brought us here, doctor
It's the bed-wetting thing

You tripped, dog on a leash
You had never noticed

Nothing to do with me
Says he, weeing his feet

Well, it won't go away
Overnight, but it will go away
In the end

You did such a great job with the boiler last time
Please, can you mend my baby?
He hasn't moved for three weeks
Don't they use coffins when they are that small?
I don't want lizards boring my house

Sir, my chin has been getting rather hot lately
Sir, if you just stand on a tall building in the stiff breeze
Don't know what to do, it's Saturday night
I seek good advice from whom knows what's right
Why don't you ring friends up
Go for a few drinks and then go see a movie?

Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?
I'm sorry, I can't see a thing, I've blinded myself
Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?
I'm sorry, I can't see a thing, I've blinded myself

It isn't a spot, it is a baby
You're not a doctor, you're a wanker