Too Many Sandwiches

[Verse 1]

Shopping spree for the family tree

Haven't seen your family tree in quite a while!

Too many sandwiches and wine

Sherry stains down your best mans tie

What a speech

The band arrives, the granny's cry

Singers tongue's in the barmaids mouth

What a voice

Grandpa drunk a drop or two

His heads still stuck in the porta-loo

What a man

[Chorus]

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring

And the man who sings

The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice

And that's just tonight

[Verse 2]

The blue rinsed hairs lift up the chairs

The bands too loud they're off down stairs

What a noise

The bride and groom they dance their dance

And the singer mimes "there's still a chance"

The barmaid smiles

[Chorus]

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring

And the man who sings

The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice

And that's just tonight

You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breast

The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight

You got a diamond ring

And the man who sings

The man who sings made love to the barmaid twice

[Verse 3]

Ha! Grandpa drunk a drop or two

His heads still stuck in the portaloo again!

The bride and groom they dance their dance

The singer mimes "there's still a chance tonight"

And the barmaid smiles