Road Hogs

[Verse 1]

Born and raised in this place called life

I got a serious case of the clap

Dirty fingernails, killin' and stealin'

I'm a bona fide psycho and I'm ready to snap, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

(Hey) Make a demon seed

(Hey) Smoke a lot of weed

(Hey) You can't stop me; oh, hell, no

(Hey) Ultra-greasy style

(Hey) Smell my shit for miles

(Hey) Come and get me

Yeah, come on and get me, man

[Chorus]

Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah

Road hog

Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah

Road hog

[Verse 2]

On the highway, I am sick as shit

It's just the seat is really killin' my 'roids

Motorcycles and a fifth of the Beam

I'm a double cammy-shammy

With a need to destroy, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

(Hey) Super holy shit

(Hey) Pussy, ass, and tits

(Hey) You can't stop me; oh, hell, no

(Hey) Big ol' Mr. Q

(Hey) Albuquerque

(Hey) Come and get me

Yeah, come on an' get me, man

[Chorus]

Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah

Road hog

Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah

Road hog

[Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]

(Hey) Oh, shit, we're doing it?

(Hey) Well, nobody said anything

(Hey) Maybe a fucking cue would be nice, yeah

(Hey) Lick my boots, you whore

(Hey) Then go to the store

(Hey) We need Munchies

Go! Get me some Munchies, bitch

[Chorus]

Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah

Road hog

Yeah-yeah; oh, yeah; hell, yeah

Road hog

[Pre-Chorus]

(Hey) June bugs on my face

(Hey) Skeeters in my teeth

(Hey) Oh, fuck it, oh, shit

(Hey) And we're almost done

(Hey) Ain't this shit been fun?

(Hey) See you later

Yeah, y'all come back, now, hear?

[Outro]

The road hog, baby

Chicken fried, double cheese

Put everything on it

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!