Plexiglas Toilet

[Chorus]

Don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

So don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Verse 1]

A boy of 5 stands close to the toilet

Holds the lid up with one hand

Won't let go the lid for fear that

On his banana it will land

Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Verse 2]

Boy grows up, he eats the enchilada

With the sauce that burns the heart

Family comes to visit family

Momma says don't belch and fart

And don't sit on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Chorus]

Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

And don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Bridge]

Everybody sing!

[Chorus]

Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah

[Chorus]

Don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet

Said the momma to her son

Wipe the butt clean with the paper

Make it nice for everyone

But don't sit down on the Plexiglas toilet, yeah