Too Much Time on My Hands [Live at the Orleans Arena, Las Vegas]

[Verse 1]

Yeah, I'm sitting on this barstool, talking like a damn fool

Got the twelve o'clock news blues

And I've given up hope for the afternoon soaps

And a bottle of cold brew

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Is it any wonder I'm not crazy?

Is it any wonder I'm sane at all?

[Verse 2]

Well, I'm so tired of losing, I got nothing to do

And all day to do it

Well, I'd go out cruisin', but I've no place to go

And all night to get there

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Is it any wonder I'm not a criminal?

Is it any wonder I'm not in jail?

[Chorus]

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?

It's ticking away with my sanity

I've got too much time on my hands

It's hard to believe such a calamity

I've got too much time on my hands

And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands

(It's t-t-t-t-ticking away)

Too much time on my hands

(And I don't know what to do with myself)

Too much time on my hands

[Guitar Solo]

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

[Verse 3]

Now, I'm a jet fuel genius - I can solve the world's problems

Without even trying

I got dozens of friends, and the fun never ends

That is, as long as I'm buying

[Pre-Chorus 3]

Is it any wonder I'm not the president?

Is it any wonder I'm null and void?

[Chorus]

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands?

It's ticking away with my sanity

I've got too much time on my hands

It's hard to believe such a calamity

I got too much time on my hands

And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

Too much time on my hands

(T-t-t-t-ticking away)

Too much time on my hands

(And I don't know what to do with myself)

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

(T-t-t-t-ticking away)

Too much time on my hands

Too much time on my hands

(Too much time on my hands)

(Too much time on my)