Her Royal Fisticuffs

Have you been caught inside the wall

With all your fingers bleeding?

Pulling roses from the garden without asking

Pissing down the etiquette book

Well I just had to take a look

You thought you'd sweet talk your way out of this one

Her Royal Fisticuffs

Oh man, don't tick her off!

Just when you think you're tough-

A host of killer monkeys and sloths

This may be a joke

But it may be a ride you're already on

Just when it looked as though your ship would finally land

Well she caught you with your teeth in the heel of your hand

You thought your jokes were pretty rich

But now you're running from the switch

That she's swinging through the air behind you

Her Royal Fisticuffs

Oh man, don't take her on!

Just when you think you're tough-

A host of killer puppies and swans

This may be a joke

But it may be a ride you're already on

You have your hands over your ears but I think you really hear

You have your hands over your lids but I really think you live

You pretend not to speak but your lips have sprung a leak