Martinis on the Roof

You left a cooler at our house one night

So we're keeping it full of ice

On your advice

Blue ribbons and red wine

You know it's hard to find the right vine

It does justice to the crime

Now the justice has declined

To take the stand this time

And the waste of space is mine

Yeah I hardly have the right

To sing about it

Twelfth night and Halloween

An April Fools bad dream

Cigar smoke over the room

And you were leaving way too soon

Cheetos and 100 proof

Martinis on the roof

Cheetos and 100 proof

Martinis on the roof

And you were leaving too soon

You caught every book they threw at you

And your single malt recruits

Well the pipe shirt over your suit

And the judges they love you too

And you're crying in the house

Watching basketball on the couch

Well we'll try to work it out

Yeah we're all trying to work it out

But you would not have us pout

So sing about it

Twelfth night on Halloween

An April Fools bad dream

Cigar smoke over the room

And you were leaving way too soon

Cheetos and 100 proof

Martinis on the roof

Cheetos and 100 proof

Martinis on the roof

And you were leaving too soon

Yeah you're leaving too soon

You left too soon