Dumb-Dumbs

You drink rum

And I chew bubble gum

We like Sour Patch Kids

Rather than acid

So many flavors of jelly beans

Are better than methamphetamines

We'd rather chew caramel chews

Than chew magic mushrooms

We really don't drink beer

We'd rather eat 3 Musketeers

Dumb-Dumbs are sweeter are on my tongue

Than lithium

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

Marshmallows, Oreos, and cookie dough

Smell much better than your gross tobacco

Uppers and downers don't feed our pop rockers

You like your weed, and I'll pop Smarties

I prefer to eat Junior Mints

Than stab myself with heroin

My emptiness is better filled with a lollipop

Than with a vodka shot

We'd rather share a Kit Kat than a pipe of crack

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

You think that you are so hardcore

But we can make better s'mores

Better s'mores