The Expert

What if it's bad for me?
What if I'm getting sick?
What about once a week?
Just a little bit?
Think I got a fever

Talkin bout uv rays
Talkin bout toothpaste
Talkin bout aspartame
As part of me
Well I got a feeling

Don't mind me, I'm only dead
Don't try me, I'm only dead
There's no need, I'm only dead

I read what the expert says
I read what he recommends
Read and re-read again
And I tell a friend
You wouldn't believe this man

Talkin bout cosmic rays
Talkin bout ppm
Talkin bout atmosphere
Should I breathe it in?
Well I got a feeling

Don't mind me, I'm only dead
Don't try me, I'm only dead
There's no need, I'm only dead
Don't mind me, I'm only dead