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Bed Bugs

Release date: 22nd September 2017

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"Bed Bugs" is a track by Surfbort, from the album BORT TO DEATH - EP, released 22nd September 2017. Full lyrics are available below.

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Surfbort

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Lyrics

Bed Bugs

[Verse]

All the bed bugs die

You're gonna be a star

It's always the wrong time

Kissing in line

I won't see you again

Chewing in the line

Masturbating all the time

Everyone's alone again

[Interlude]

Family outing never to be known

[Verse]

All the bed bugs die

You're gonna be a star

It's always the wrong time

Kissing in line

I won't see you again

Chewing in the line

Masturbating all the time

Everyone's alone again

[Pre-Chorus]

Slime and broken hearts

No one really cares

Nazi punks with their bad attitudes

Choke on it fuck wad

The freaks are here

Are you back again

Go back again, go back again

[Chorus]

All the bed bugs die

You're gonna be a star

And it's always the wrong time

I won't see you again

[Outro]

All the bed bugs die

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From BORT TO DEATH - EP

2017
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