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Surfbort – Condom With No Cum (2020) | Track profile | Dork

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Condom With No Cum - Single
Condom With No Cum

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Condom With No Cum

Release date: 4th September 2020

From Condom With No Cum - Single

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About This Track

"Condom With No Cum" is a track by Surfbort, from the album Condom With No Cum - Single, released 4th September 2020. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Surfbort

Surfbort

Lyrics

Condom With No Cum

Time’s withdrawing vastness

RIP die old

Condom with no cum

Condom with no cum

Point A to point B

How’d you get lost in your day off?

Condom with no cum

Condom with no cum

You sure have my attention

I like to keep ‘em guessing

Wake up with my boots on

Christian morning again

Keep dreaming boy

Keep fiending

Condom with no cum

Condom with no cum

That’s life

Condom with no cum

Flower with no sun

Condom with no cum

That’s life

Condom with no cum

A vastness to this life

Return to life

Pangaea's gone

A vastness to this life

Return to life

Pangaea's gone

A vastness to this life

Return to life

Pangaea's gone

The continents separate

I’m left alone

With my sickness to contemplatе

I’m left alone

With my sickness to contеmplate

Condom with no cum

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2020

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