(If You Were) In My Movie (Acoustic Version)

[Verse 1]

If you were in my movie

I'd have you as the doctor

Small black bag

And a big black coat

I'd have you make a house call

To the woman

You could lay your diagnostic hand

Upon her belly and her throat

[Verse 2]

If you were in my movie

You could be the detective

You could sit behind the desk

With a question on your lip

Examine her for motive

Investigate the scene

In the ever-present danger

Keep the holster at your hip

[Chorus]

If you were in my moviе

If you were in my movie

If you wеre in my movie

[Verse 3]

If you were in my movie

You could be the priest

Long black frock

White collar at the neck

You could come to the confession

You could give a girl a thrill

You could save her from her passion

Keep her body in check

[Chorus]

If you were in my movie

If you were in my movie

If you were in my movie

[Verse 4]

If you were in my movie

You could be the gangster

Double-breasted pinstriped

Man with the cigarette

Go running down the alley

With a double-crossing blonde

Explaining to the jury

That you hadn't done anything yet

[Chorus]

If you were in my movie

If you were in my movie

If you were in my movie

If you were in my movie