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Syrus M. Schwartz
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wish you were gay

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wish you were gay

From Pirate Baird O'connell3:19

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"wish you were gay" is a track by Syrus M. Schwartz, from the album Pirate Baird O'connell. The track is 3:19 long.

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wish you were gay

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—xanny - instrumental

—wish you were gay - instrumental

Lorez Hiltzen - Single

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