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T-Pain

Blapper

Release date: 30th September 2012

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About This Track

"Blapper" is a track by T-Pain, from the album Stoic, released 30th September 2012. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

T-Pain

T-Pain

Lyrics

Blapper

[Intro: T-Pain]

[Verse 1: T-Pain]

I keep seeing niggas tryin' to be my duplicates

Running round acting like they be the poop and shit

Like they made a new groove and shit

I'm the leader of the new school and baby I got proof of it

I pop my collar girl got these rapper niggas singing like we are the world

Holler girl they calling me a switcher

Or is it the switches on this Impala girl

I talk shit cause I can

Smoking on that green we goin' green eggs and ham

Adada mean adada say I'm superclean get out my face

I had to go get F.A.B. again and

Tha Bizness on this motherfucker slap again

Nappy boy bitch you know the team

If you ain't get the picture yet check your photo stream

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

This right here on the trump nigga that shit bump

Nigga that shit bump, nigga that shit blank

Nigga that shit slap, nigga that shit blap

So I'mma call it blapper, blapper

Blapper, blapper, blapper, blapper

Blapper, blapper, blapper, blapper

Blapper, this is a blapper

[Verse 2: Mistah F.A.B.]

T.U.K. tu-tu-turn up king

You niggas turn down like turnips

Get your girl wetter than a scuba if she smell like tuna

She get kicked out the ride no fifa

So much T.R.U. religion I'm Buddha, got hoes like Luda

I will never ever miss a Monifa

Turn the music up I'mma pop a speaker

She hit me on Twitter cause she know that I'm a tweaker

What you doing brah? shit I'm 'bout to murder this feature

Pain put me in the game no bleachers, see ya

See my style and wanna snatch it, fires

Later wanna call hifi ratchet (Stop it)

That's just LOL I know you don't hear me on the radio well

I don't give a F

I'm going to the right and you goin' to the left turn it!

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

This right here on the trump nigga that shit bump

Nigga that shit bump, nigga that shit blank

Nigga that shit slap, nigga that shit blap

So I'mma call it blapper, blapper

Blapper, blapper, blapper, blapper

Blapper, blapper, blapper, blapper

Blapper, this is a blapper

[Verse 3: Krizz Kaliko]

Kali to the ba-uh-bay, ba-uh-ba-uh-baby

Shout out to the ba-uh-business, rockin the pavement

I can get belligerent, ignorant, Christopher crazy

Deliver it hot, like it's fresh up out of the bakery

A hell of a nigga, you ain't seen me on television and

Everyone listenin', me and Nina be in your system

I still go Stewey-ooey, making your girlfriend get real gooey-ooey

816 boyz Missouri-ouri

This shit slaps like a bad kid

Tecca Nina but Teddy Pain look what F.A.B. did

I finger it like it's the sphincter of a bad bitch

This beat is so thick look like it already done had kids

So put this in your speaker box

Call it an old school prank, cause this nigga knocks

We reppin' from the bay to the A to the K to the C

It's a blapper with a capital B

[Chorus: Krizz Kaliko]

This right here on the trump nigga that shit bump

Nigga that shit bump, nigga that shit blank

Nigga that shit slap, nigga that shit blap

So I'mma call it blapper, blapper

Blapper, blapper, blapper, blapper

Blapper, blapper, blapper, blapper

Blapper, this is a blapper

[Verse 4: Tech N9ne]

I-dada mean, Molly is my medicine

My mind, my dream, have her looking elegant

My highlight is goin' fly by my wi-dife

And hoin' my life is triumph for no one but that's irrelevant

I'm tryin' to party, bitch I ain't the president

I don't swat flies, cause bitch I am an elephant

I'm in the party like dada-dada

Drinking with N.O.R.E. you know we got nadda fama

But I peace for sex and, she's my best friend

If she sleeps with Tech then keep a heap of cheques in

My pad your lady give me money ain't my bad

Your problem, cause you wifed a bitch in the ho column

And I'm happy the morning after, smashed her

Beat it up hella quick like I was Master IP

Dip to my crib and I stash a grip

Banging this beat I love it cause this a blapper bitch

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Track details

From Stoic

2012
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Album
Stoic
Stoic
T-Pain
Release year
2012
  1. —I'll Never Be
  2. —Blapper
  3. —Exclusive
  4. —Hang Ups
  5. —Going Off
  6. —Invisible Girl
  7. —Monster Mash
  8. —Mind Fucked
  9. —Streets Saved Me
  10. —The Champ
  11. —Why Don't We
  12. —Wool Over My Eyes
  13. —FairyTale
  14. —SupperTime
  15. —Down There
  16. —Don't You Quit
  17. —Breakup
  18. —Can I Get
  19. —Ain't That A Bitch
  20. —Let You Go
  21. —Hole In My Pocket
  22. —Rhock En Rollah

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Writer
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