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Talkshow Boy – Ugly People Will Never Get Famous (2005) | Track profile | Dork

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Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy
Ugly People Will Never Get Famous

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Ugly People Will Never Get Famous

Release date: 2005

From Watch As I Perform My Own TracheotomyTrack 131:50

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"Ugly People Will Never Get Famous" is a track by Talkshow Boy, from the album Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy, released 2005. The track is 1:50 long.

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From Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy

1:502005

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Watch As I Perform My Own Tracheotomy

Track number

13

Release year

2005

1Three Cheers For That Fucking Dickhead Adrian
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2Getting Heartbroken Is Way Cool
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