[Intro]
Me and Dyamund Sheilds used to sing this to hatless homies back in the day
[Chorus]
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
[Verse 1]
Kickin' it with my best friend middle Los (My boy!)
He said he had two baddies who wanna get a little close
(Aye!)
Showed me pics, I said I want the one that jiggle most (Wobbly)
My luck turns out she was sittin' on something that could sizzle roast
400 degrees between the knees
How can a beautiful stacked rack pack such a disease?
What a sucka me, love to be, rubber free when I touch the G
Plus we'll be, rushin' up the D
3 bidness days after you penetrate
You're no longer in the shade
It's like no rent is paid (What?)
Just what without thy Sermon you to come praise
'Cause you stuck outside burnin' from the sun rays
Rod scald 'cause I hit a broad raw, gotta make a doc call
Take a trip to todd hall
The free clinic to diminish disease in it
Now she's timid 'cause he vetted, we finished
[Chorus]
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
[Verse 2]
Rollin' wit my kinfolk Geronaho
He said he had a mixed one for me and I yelled "domino!"
Then I said vamanos, to the P valley I'ma go
But beyond them legs on her serious head trauma, bro
She kinda remind me of Raven Simone
But in the ghetto she saw this fellow and got to cravin' the bone
Unprotected, smelled like rejected fish was made in the home
Infected, 16 and reckless, this behavin' was wrong
Had me pissin' parfait, the fun is ended
Shriveled up like a sharpei, I'm stun, offended
3 days later a dark day, but was done in minutes
Guess I had to learn the hard way, pun intended
Third time wasn't a charm at all
Gonorrhea made me wear a hat so nothin' harm the dog
Permanently, no furnace hit me, warned ya all
Naked head is a method dead so we can mourn
The raw homies!
[Chorus]
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
[Verse 3]
Luckily I didn't pick up no baggage from back in the day
That I would have to carry for me the rest of my life
I'm blessed for sure
Good thing I shredded my playas jersey when I did
And ladies this don't exclude you!
Bumpin' uglies and orally, you can get it too!
Wake up wonderin' why ya lymph nodes in yo neck swollen
You might need a dental dam
[Chorus]
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
No rub, no rub, I never shoulda did it wit no rub (For real)
No rub, no rub, I really shoulda did it wit a rub!
(Shoulda, coulda, woulda, but I didn't)
[Outro: Reign Yates, Tech N9ne]
Okay that's TMI, dad
Okay, I'ma brighten it up and tell you about one of my first jobs then
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