Hux

[Claire Huxtable]

You better handle it, because I handle it

He's gonna smile and say "No Prooooblem!"

...and I'm gonna have to kill him

[Theodore Huxtable]

Hey, I know

[Cliff Huxtable]

You know what?

[Theodore Huxtable]

...What you're gonna say. And it's under control, so...

[Cliff & Theodore]

No Problem!

[Cliff]

...Right

[Ted Roe]

Fuck Alvin and Simon, the fat one was mine...

If you ever had jokes, just know you came with weak lines

So I took a little bit of time out of my day

To formulate a rhyme, get shit outta the way

Start my own food fight, then mop up the cake

So coming at me bout some Pudding gets you popped in your face

Then you can shake yo simple ass on like Jell-O

8 outta 9 times, the most cool and mellow

Kept A-B Average as a Bright Young Fellow

Still hit the head shop, tryin' graduate from 'rellos

Gang’s Dirty: no Mushmouth or Harold

Just Clink, Hulk, Dink, Mack, Reed and Guerrero

His Eye's on the Sparrow: I leaped out that Lexus

Still miss The Jimmy, glad I didn’t break my neck

But I'm back like cooked crack, A6 is the Audi

Keep a spoonfuls of Chocolate for a Butterscotch shorty

16 over 40, when he had me, I'll gladly

Ask who you sonning, cuz a Ghost is my Dad, see

It’s Back to the Future, I was dwelling in the past

The New Public Enemy, they're taking megablasts

The development was slow, but the progress will be fast

She plans on sweating out her hair because like Keith, I make it last

Queen Jean, says I'm nasty for the lines I use

"Look, Ma, I'm Teddy Roe. Nasty's Nas, you're confused."

She used to make me bruise, I would cry and get over it

Now life gives me blues, I get high and get over it

Focus in my mind, magnitize checks like Hova gets

Swamp's ugly duck, mud in my webbed toes and yet

I'm flier than a Black Swan, drier than deoderant

So you can say I'm fresh, but I'm already sure of it

Every time I rhyme, guarantee they ask for more of it

MC's son, take a rapper, wipe the floor with it

Terminal flow, gets sicker without knowing it

We're copping it and growing it

Cropping it and smoking it, Nigga!

[Cliff Huxtable]

Theo... that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life!

Now you are afraid to try because you're afraid

That your brain is going to explode

And it's going to ooze out of your ears

Now I'm telling you, you are going to try as hard as you can

And you're going to do it because I said so. I am your father

I brought you into this world, and I'll take you out!