Chernobyl

"What if I wanna have sex before I get married? Well, I guess you just have to be prepared to die"

The muthafuckin' brain bug

I'm done givin' hugs

Done givin a fuck about a set of buns

Or the bitch they belong to

Spreadin news like fumes

Hop out tha dark and twist you like a rubix cube

Ain’t rep a set, ain’t got a jet, no chain yet

But I'll cut ya legs off and wear em' round my neck

So you can crawl ya bitch ass all the way back to mommy

And tell her all about the human tsunami

Who the fuck is next to bite the end of my bat?

Then ask ya self how Terror Reid got moves like that

Well I'm a pimp with a limp, cookin bitches like garlic shrimp

Ya fuck around and catch a brick to ya lip

Cuz I don't play that shit bitch

Gun me down I'll bet ya miss cuz

“It's the triple six in the mix, straight from H-E-double-hockey sticks”

And what the fuck is this?

Ya probably spent ya whole label check on ya wrist

In other news

The pews are still huge and filled with soon to be doomed

Confused goons with loose screws and skewed views

On life tools and whatever else

Using kiddy-lovin’ elders to better they selves

Well here's a newsflash, it's 2017 and we ain't dead yet

But that bitch in the back row could be gone any second

Go ahead and eat the bread you callin' “Body of Christ”

And sacrifice ya life, you’ll burn in hell if you don't act right

This shit's a fuckin' scam and half the nation's brainwashed

Time to seperate the wicked ones at all costs

Ya lost bitch and so are ya kids

Ya closed minded simple fucks bout' to be the shits that ends all this

It's all a lie

There's no magic guy in the sky

Waiting for you when you die

So open your eyes, is you blind?

I mean I should fuckin' know I've already died 5 times

I swear to shit

Matter of fact

Make it 6

"You know, people don't even wanna know the truth! People don't wanna know the truth in the Bible!

Do you wanna turn the channel? Go ahead fool, turn the channel!

If you wanna learn something about God, shut your mouth and listen to me for a minute."

"Lemme say something about Harry Potter!

Warlocks are enemies of God, and I don't care what hero they are. They're an enemy of God, and if it hadn't been in the Old Testament, Harry Potter would have been put to death!"

"Do you believe in evolution?"

"Um, no"

"What do you believe?"

"That God created the world"

"Who told you that?"

"Um... my parents"