Brother Jedidiah

[Produced by The Alchemist]

[Intro: Action Bronson]

We are gathered here today, way-oh-way-oh

To commemorate a very good man, Brother Jedidiah

He stands about 5'8"

Two hundred and thirty-seven thousand pounds

Of pure beef, from the northern coast

[Verse 1: Action Bronson]

I wear the yarmulke to court to try to gain some sort of leverage

My lawyer puts a little molly in the judge's beverage

That's a team player

You know what?

I'ma buy him a motherfucking Nissan Murano

Rabbi Rodriguez did the bris

Then a little piece of fish fell on the dish that he sniffed

Like a dog, does his dick that he split

So he could go pick up his kids in a brand new whip

What the fuck?

[Interlude 1: Big Body Bes]

Oh, pardon me

I was out here busy living your lies

You've been dead your whole life

Oye, Alfonzo, pull up the car!

[Verse 2: Action Bronson]

Riker's Island runway show better than Yeezy season

This year the color green is in

Dog, I'm fucking crazy like Velcro sneakers

I'm playing with shit

Dog, I ain't playing with shit

Your frame will lay in a ditch

My chick is Asian with a twist

I'm so hard, you could cook a piece of bacon on my dick

Better be turkey though

So if these turkeys try to murk me, Moe

I'll let these turkeys know that I'm in Turkey, hoe

Shit

[Interlude 2: Big Body Bes]

We was 47 and a half deep on the strip

You was in front of the store with Team Jordan's and yellow pajama pants

That's a big no-no!

That's a BIG no-no!