Chemical Warfare

[Intro: Eminem]

You are now listening to the sounds of Shady

And Alchemist

Alchemist

Alchemist

[Verse: Eminem]

Got an axe in the duffel bag, couple of fags

Stuffed in the backseat muzzled and gagged

Wrapped in bubble wrap two lesbians, a couple Hustler mags

Now grab the Pez dispenser, fill it up to the max

With muscle relaxers, the governor of Alaska

She lusts when I ask her

To shove my Pulaski sausage up in her ass, huh

While we hover over Nebraska shootin' at the fuckin' buffalo pasture

In the helicopter, man, I can't fuck her no faster

She's screamin' "Grab my titties, Shady, suck on those bastards"

But I ain't no sucker, I won't snuggle up with her after

I'm a gigolo, bitch, I look like the Juggalo rapper?

Every day, man, I just seem to get a little bit doper

Shit, back down? Man, I'd rather lick on a scrotum

And eat the fuckin' Octomom's pussy lips with some okra

While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah

While Rosie pussy-farts and takes a piss on the sofa

Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas Brothers

Your motherfuckin' mother's aroma's like no other

I keep thinkin' of her smothered in somas

[Hook: Eminem]

It's chemical warfare, drop bombs like Saddam

I'm bringing the drama, like Barack Obama

Playing Rock 'Em Sock 'Em robots with the Octomama

I'm vato loco, homie I'll cock those llamas for chemical warfare

[Outro: Eminem]

Did I just say Octomom twice in the same rap?

Fucking wack

Chemical warfare

Chemical warfare