I Hate Everything

[Intro: Action Bronson]

No, I don't want that

I don't like that

[Verse: Action Bronson & Samples]

Been around the world, I'm not impressed

(I'm not impressed)

I've been around the world, I'm not impressed

Three Michelin stars, I'm not impressed

(I'm not impressed)

I hate everything (Uh)

I'm the food villain (Uh, err)

Alchemist (Err)

The food villain (Err, err)

(Motherfucker) (Err)

Got me a ride or die bitch like Magic Johnson's wife

I wish my parents named me Constantine (Yes)

Found out Johnny got left in a dumpster, it wasn't a shock to me

(Not to me)

(It's unbelievable) (Al, do you have anything to say?)

I never was on a soccer team (Never)

One time, I swear (Fuck)

And I ended that quickly (I hate everything)

I ended it quickly

It's the food villain (Food villain)

They never let me play

No, I don't want that

[Outro: Samples]

- Just eat it, just eat it

- I tried it

- No, you didn't

- It was fire

- You did not try it

- Rewind the tape

- You did not taste it

- I did

- It won't bite you, it's dead

- This one

- Go ahead and try that, you did not

- That was fire right there

- Have it, you sprinkle a few

- I already sprinkled it

- It was fire