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The Arrogant Worms – The Christmas Song (1997) | Track profile | Dork

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The Arrogant Worms

The Christmas Song

Release date: 1997

From Christmas TurkeyTrack 21:37

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"The Christmas Song" is a track by The Arrogant Worms, from the album Christmas Turkey, released 1997. The track is 1:37 long.

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The Arrogant Worms

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Track details

From Christmas Turkey

1:371997

Album

Christmas Turkey

The Arrogant Worms

Track number

2

Release year

1997

1Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass
1:19
2The Christmas Song
1:37
3Santa Got Arrested
2:13
4Christmas Sucks
3:53
5Things Are Looking Bad For Santa
2:20
6Christmas Turkey Blues
4:00
7Oh God, I'm Santa Claus!
2:47
8Christmas Is Almost Here
2:18
9Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
2:00
10The Same Christmas Cake
2:55
11Christmastime
3:08
12Christmas Blues
3:04
13Christmas Hangover
2:45
14Vincent The Christmas Virus
2:12
15Christmas In Ignace
2:14

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