Quiche Lorraine

[Intro: Fred Schneider]

The skies are charcoal gray

It's a dreary downtown day

But at the end of my thirty foot leash

Is my little friend Quiche

[Verse 1: Fred Schneider]

Quiche La Poodle is her name

And having a good time

On a crummy day is our game

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

[Chorus: Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson]

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

Quiche, Quiche Lorraine

[Verse 2: Fred Schneider, Kate Pierson]

Everyday I take her out, yeah

She runs around, and she shouts out, barks, yeah

Cause she's a good doggy

She's a sweet, sweet, sweet puppy (Arf arf!)

And I know she'll stick by me, yeah

(Arf arf!)

[Chorus: Fred Schneider, Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson]

Oh no!

(Quiche) Here comes a Great Dane

(Quiche Lorraine) Drivin' down the lane

(Quiche) Quiche, Quiche, Quiche, come back here

(Quiche Lorraine) Don't leave me, I'll go in-sane

I'll go insane

How do you like that?

[Verse 3: Fred Schneider]

Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green

About two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall

Sunglasses and a bonnet

And designer jeans with appliques on it?

The dog that brought me so much joy

Left me wallowing in pain

Quiche Lorraine

I'll show her

[Outro: Fred Schneider, Kate Pierson & Cindy Wilson]

Do you see the key in my hand?

I'm gonna throw it in the lake

Yeah, you've been so rotten to me

You take the cake

I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel

And just you try and come back to me, yeah, you'll see

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) You mangy mutt

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine)

(Quiche, Quiche Lorraine) I'm talking about Quiche

Quiche Lorraine