The Ballad Of Art Snyder

A dog condemned to death

Didn't like the way he barked

When I woke up last night

Could not remember where I parked

I know that I've had better days

I know that I've had worse

With any luck at all

I'll forget this one first

He stayed at home last night

To do some soul searching

We hope he found one

Nothing's ever certain

It's not easy being human

But it's hard to be cement

So he's just another genius

Who can't pay the rent

She crossed herself each time

She got behind the wheel

The car was full of dents

The paint had cracked an peeled

But with a grave determination

And an incidental faith

She lived as is she had nine lives

And just used up her eigth

You might begin to wonder

How these incidents releate

They don't you don't I don't

They just accumulate

So you can't remember too much

And you can't forget enough

You must suspend your disbelief

If you want help from above