Down With Boring

Join thousands of music lovers getting the best new tracks, exclusive interviews, and breaking news delivered straight to your inbox every week.

In print now

May 2026

Latest issue variants

Dork, May 2026 (Ruel cover)

Ruel

Dork, May 2026 (Eric Cantona cover)

Eric Cantona

Dork, May 2026 (Earl Sweatshirt & MIKE cover)

Earl Sweatshirt & MIKE

Advertise|Support|About Dork|Privacy Policy|Genres|Sitemap|RSS

© 2026 The Bunker Publishing Ltd. All rights reserved.

Hype- THE BEST NEW NAMES, FIRST

Upset- DORK'S HOME FOR ALL THINGS LOUD

Mixtape- DORK'S BEST NEW TRACKS

Play- DORK'S NEW MUSIC FRIDAY EDIT

Dork Radio

Live

Live 24/7

Dork Radio

The Chats – Mum Stole My Darts (2016) | Track profile | Dork

Tracks
The Chats
The Chats
Mum Stole My Darts

TRACK

Mum Stole My Darts

Release date: 7th November 2016

From The ChatsTrack 32:52

Spotify Apple Music More on The Chats

About This Track

"Mum Stole My Darts" is a track by The Chats, from the album The Chats, released 7th November 2016. The track is 2:52 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 6 articles about The Chats.

About the Artist

The Chats

The Chats

Lyrics

Mum Stole My Darts

Mum stole my darts
I left 'em in her car
She smoked the whole pack
And won't pay me back
Dad stole me buds
I know he took some
He took the biggest nug
He's taxed his own son
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
My Nan stole my car
She drove it real far
She crashed into a tree
And she stole my keys
The cops stole my drinks
They poured 'em down the sink
I went and bought some more
And I threw up on the floor
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Mum stole my darts
She kicked me up the ass
She drained my goon sack
And won't pay me back
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From The Chats

2:522016

Listen

Album

7th November 2016

Track number

3

Release year

2016

1Yeah Nah
0:53
2I'm the Best Person in the World
1:36
3Mum Stole My Darts
2:52
4I Feel Good
3:10

More from The Chats

Albums & EPs

Get F****d

High Risk Behaviour

High Risk Behaviour

Get This In Ya

Explore

More tracks by The Chats

The Chats / Mean Jeans

Rock and Roll All Night

Struck By LightningGet F****d

Panic AttackGet F****d

Emperor of the BeachGet F****d

6L GTRGet F****d

The Price of SmokesGet F****d

Ticket InspectorGet F****d

I've Been Drunk In Every Pub In BrisbaneGet F****d

Southport SupermanGet F****d

Paid LateGet F****d

Dead On SiteGet F****d

Boggo BreakoutGet F****d

Out On the StreetGet F****d

Getting BetterGet F****d

I’ve Been Drunk in Every Pub in Brisbane

Holier Than Thou

StinkerHigh Risk Behaviour

Ross RiverHigh Risk Behaviour

4573High Risk Behaviour

Identity TheftHigh Risk Behaviour

Pub FeedHigh Risk Behaviour

HeatstrokeHigh Risk Behaviour

Billy Backwash's DayHigh Risk Behaviour

Do What I WantHigh Risk Behaviour

Keep The Grubs OutHigh Risk Behaviour

Dine N DashHigh Risk Behaviour

Better Than YouHigh Risk Behaviour

Drunk N DisorderlyHigh Risk Behaviour

The ClapHigh Risk Behaviour

The Kids Need GunsHigh Risk Behaviour

Bus MoneyGet This In Ya

How Many Do You DoGet This In Ya

TemperatureGet This In Ya

Left RightGet This In Ya

CasualtyGet This In Ya

SmokoGet This In Ya

NamboredGet This In Ya

Yeah NahThe Chats

Wrong Way SekisuiThe Chats

VB AnthemThe Chats

I Feel GoodThe Chats

I'm the Best Person in the WorldThe Chats

Don't Stop the BluesThe Chats

The Chats — The Chats / Mean Jeans
The Chats — Rock and Roll All Night
The Chats — Struck By Lightning (from Get F****d) [1:41]
The Chats — Panic Attack (from Get F****d) [2:02]
The Chats — Emperor of the Beach (from Get F****d) [2:57]
The Chats — 6L GTR (from Get F****d) [2:05]
The Chats — The Price of Smokes (from Get F****d) [3:42]
The Chats — Ticket Inspector (from Get F****d) [2:23]
The Chats — I've Been Drunk In Every Pub In Brisbane (from Get F****d) [1:29]
The Chats — Southport Superman (from Get F****d) [0:35]
The Chats — Paid Late (from Get F****d) [2:09]
The Chats — Dead On Site (from Get F****d) [1:44]
The Chats — Boggo Breakout (from Get F****d) [1:26]
The Chats — Out On the Street (from Get F****d) [2:01]
The Chats — Getting Better (from Get F****d) [3:41]
The Chats — I’ve Been Drunk in Every Pub in Brisbane
The Chats — Holier Than Thou
The Chats — AC/DC CD
The Chats — Stinker (from High Risk Behaviour) [1:33]
The Chats — Ross River (from High Risk Behaviour) [1:49]
The Chats — 4573 (from High Risk Behaviour) [2:31]
The Chats — Identity Theft (from High Risk Behaviour) [2:43]
The Chats — Pub Feed (from High Risk Behaviour) [2:26]
The Chats — Heatstroke (from High Risk Behaviour) [2:20]
The Chats — Billy Backwash's Day (from High Risk Behaviour) [2:18]
The Chats — Do What I Want (from High Risk Behaviour) [2:50]
The Chats — Keep The Grubs Out (from High Risk Behaviour) [1:36]
The Chats — Dine N Dash (from High Risk Behaviour) [1:15]
The Chats — Better Than You (from High Risk Behaviour) [2:44]
The Chats — Drunk N Disorderly (from High Risk Behaviour) [1:16]
The Chats — The Clap (from High Risk Behaviour) [1:30]
The Chats — The Kids Need Guns (from High Risk Behaviour) [1:18]
The Chats — Bus Money (from Get This In Ya) [2:31]
The Chats — How Many Do You Do (from Get This In Ya) [2:24]
The Chats — Temperature (from Get This In Ya) [2:52]
The Chats — Left Right (from Get This In Ya) [1:20]
The Chats — Casualty (from Get This In Ya) [0:55]
The Chats — Smoko (from Get This In Ya) [3:00]
The Chats — Nambored (from Get This In Ya) [1:52]
The Chats — Yeah Nah (from The Chats) [0:53]
The Chats — Wrong Way Sekisui (from The Chats) [3:06]
The Chats — VB Anthem (from The Chats) [3:44]
The Chats — I Feel Good (from The Chats) [3:10]
The Chats — I'm the Best Person in the World (from The Chats) [1:36]
The Chats — Don't Stop the Blues (from The Chats) [2:38]

6L GTRGet F****d
2:05
Boggo BreakoutGet F****d
1:26
Dead On SiteGet F****d
1:44
Emperor of the BeachGet F****d
2:57
Getting BetterGet F****d
3:41
I've Been Drunk In Every Pub In BrisbaneGet F****d
1:29
Out On the StreetGet F****d
2:01
Paid LateGet F****d
2:09
Panic AttackGet F****d
2:02
Southport SupermanGet F****d
0:35

Showing 10 of 45

If you like The Chats

Stiff Richards

Amyl and the Sniffers

Amyl and the Sniffers

Drunk Mums

Soft Play

Soft Play

Teen Mortgage

Teen Mortgage

Cosmic Psychos

Cosmic Psychos

Wine Lips

Pist Idiots

Skegss

Skegss

FIDLAR

FIDLAR

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

READ MORE ABOUT THE CHATS

Here are 16 more Coachella 2026 performances you should definitely check out

Here are 16 more Coachella 2026 performances you should definitely check out

Including CMAT, Ethel Cain, Blondshell and loads more.

Apr 13, 2026 • 12:54 PM

Coachella has revealed its full 2026 running order, streaming all seven stages live

Coachella has revealed its full 2026 running order, streaming all seven stages live

The festival will be streaming all seven of its stages simultaneously.

Apr 9, 2026 • 10:08 AM

The Chats, Crawlers, Nova Twins, Hot Milk and more have all joined the bill for 2000trees 2024

The Chats, Crawlers, Nova Twins, Hot Milk and more have all joined the bill for 2000trees 2024

2000trees takes place on Upcote Farm, Cheltenham between 10th and 13th July 2024.

Jan 30, 2024 • 5:09 PM

The Chats have announced their biggest UK headline tour to date

The Chats have announced their biggest UK headline tour to date

The band will be touring in support of their new album 'Get Fucked', set for release on 19th August.

Aug 15, 2022 • 5:47 PM

The Chats have shared their new single '6L GTR', plus news of their next album

The Chats have shared their new single '6L GTR', plus news of their next album

The new single was inspired by a numberplate spotted in an airport carpark.

May 6, 2022 • 12:21 PM

The Chats are back with a new single, 'Struck By Lightning'

The Chats are back with a new single, 'Struck By Lightning'

The trio - now featuring new guitarist, Josh Hardy - are about to arrive in the UK for a headline tour.

Mar 11, 2022 • 8:32 AM

5Don't Stop the Blues

6Wrong Way Sekisui