Know Your Rights

Everybody will now rise
To the occasion
And know your rights
All three of them

Number one
You have a right not to be killed
Unless

It was by a policeman or an aristocrat
Know your rights

Two
You have the right to food money
Provided of course
You agree to be investigated, humiliated
And treated with otherwise passion

Know your rights
All three of them

Know your rights
All three of them
Yeah-hey-hey

Number three
You have the right to free speech
As long as it is not the truth
And has nothing to do whatsoever with the truth
And furthermore, has never in any way
Been connected with the truth

These are your rights
Know your rights
Stand-up for your rights
Yes, all three of them

It has been suggested in some quarters
That this is not enough
Keep quiet, go home
Finish up your drinks
Get off the streets
Break it up now
Don't you have a home to go to?