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The Dandy Warhols – I Am a Scientist (2003) | Track profile | Dork

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The Dandy Warhols
Welcome to the Monkey House
I Am a Scientist

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The Dandy Warhols

I Am a Scientist

Release date: 5th May 2003

From Welcome to the Monkey House

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About This Track

"I Am a Scientist" is a track by The Dandy Warhols, from the album Welcome to the Monkey House, released 5th May 2003. Full lyrics are available below.

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The Dandy Warhols

The Dandy Warhols

Lyrics

I Am a Scientist

Hehehe

Hihihihihihihiii

I got it

Woohoowoo

Woohoowoo

Got it got it

Woohoowoo

In me the scientist

Always get stuck on always trying this

I try to live on science alone

Analysis and freaky sensitivity

We've gotta live on science alone

I got it Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Woohoowoo

We've gotta live on science alone

Religiously I'm speaking on the science 'cause

We've gotta live on science alone

I tell you what mathematically I'm having it

I want to live on science alone

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

We've gotta live on science alone

In me the scientist

Always stuck on always trying this

I try to live on science alone

Analysis and freaky sensitivity

We've gotta live on science alone

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Woohoowoo

Yeah uh I am a scientist

'Cause I can live on science alone

We've gotta live on science alone

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Yeah uh I am a scientist

Yeah uh I am a scientist

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Track details

From Welcome to the Monkey House

2003

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Album

Welcome to the Monkey House

The Dandy Warhols

Release year

2003

—The Last High
—Rock Bottom
—I Am Over It
—I Am a Scientist
—You Come In Burned
—I Am Sound
—Wonderful You
—Heavenly
—Welcome to the Monkey House
—Insincere
—The Dandy Warhols Love Almost Everyone

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Writer: Courtney Taylor-Taylor, David Bowie
Producer: Courtney Taylor-Taylor, Nick Rhodes, Tony Visconti