Heavy Metal Lover (Live)

At this point, I'd like to let you know that the last song went on a bit
It was a bit elongated at the top of the song because I went back to try and put a new costume on
And I found that having done too many squats in the gynmnasium
My thighs are now so thunderous, I could'nt even get my white costume on

I was gonna wear like a white certain number with some stars on it
You could actually see my full genitalia through the tear itself
It would have been a great treat for all of you families that are watching at home
But in the end, I had to wear what is to be the young colt number
So now I'm gonna have to think of something really special
Maybe like-
Dan Hawkins, Electric guitar

Come on over, baby, sit next to me
Listen to a little obituary
Love your metal and it loves you back
Even your pyjamas are black

You look so happy when you're carving meat
My sugar-pie honey, bunny, you're so sweet
I feel so metal when I'm by your side
All my neighbours are terrified

Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
I need that metal baby

Lipstick on my coffee cup, blood in the bath
Your favourite power ballad is "Chopped in Half"
You're so metal, I'm afraid you'll rust
You fear nothing, in Satan you trust

You're in every dark thought that I ever think
Love your denim and I love your ink
None more metal, elegance and grace
Make sweet love to Hammer Smashed Face

Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
Heavy Metal Lover, I just want to be with you
I need that metal baby

You look so happy when you're carving meat
You look so happy when you're carving meat

You look so happy when you're carving meat
You look so happy when you're carving meat
You look so happy when you're carving meat
You look so happy when you're carving meat!

Don't change that dial