Shake (Like a Lettuce Leaf) [Single Version]

Prawn cocktail Black Forest gâteau
Eggs and gammon with a bottle of Lombroso
This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be!
You keep your cordon bleu, and your seedless grapes
You know where you can stick your brown eggs!

I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your vol-au-vents
And a pint!

So, just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (shake it 'til the slugs fall off!)
Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (shake it 'til the slugs fall off!)

I like simple things, meaty pies!
I like potato chips and I like my sushi deep-fried
Never could pronounce hors d'oeuvre
Cannot speak the language of love!

I just want what every man wants
A nibble on your vol-au-vents
And a pint

So, just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (shake it 'til the slugs fall off!)
Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (shake it 'til the slugs fall off!)
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake

So, just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (shake it 'til the slugs fall off!)
So, just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (shake it 'til the slugs fall off!)
Shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf (shake it 'til the slugs fall off!)
So, just shake, shake, shake like a lettuce leaf