Going Homo

[Verse 1]

Can't find a dame, they're always the same

Going to shame my family name 'cause I'm going homo

I always used to flirt, my feelings got hurt

Now I'm going out with kurt 'cause I'm going homo

[Chorus]

I'm going homo, what could I do? (Ah-ah)

I wouldn't give me AIDS if I were you

Going homo is the way to be when you're turning

Going homo today

[Verse 2]

With my eyes in my pocket, my nose on the ground

People put me down 'cause I'm going homo

I can't relate, I am what I ate

My lifestyle's alternate 'cause I'm going homo

[Chorus]

I'm going homo, what could I do? (Ah-ah)

I wanna talk about it on "Donahue"

I'm going all the way to Miami

Going homo today

[Bridge]

All of the questions I don't want to ask (Want to ask)

Why did God make men with nipples? (Nipples on a man)

All of the girls I know, they're butterballs (Butterballs)

They're all the same from the waist down

When they're wearing their gowns

[Verse 3]

I'm wise, I'm through with telling lies

Hanging out with guys, I'm going homo (Homo)

And I'm still here, I'm parking in the rear

All the girls are shedding tears 'cause I'm going homo

[Chorus]

I'm going homo, what could I say?

We're living in Babylon today

I'm going all the way to Miami

Going homo today

I'm going homo today

I'm going homo today, yah

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