Well it's a chilly, chilly evening
And you're burning with desire now
(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)
I've been doin' calestenics
Just to try to get in shape now
(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)
The set is on and I'm watching a show
But I can do it if you really must know
Because I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi
Now
I should have known by your actions
What your disposition's geared for
(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)
But I've had a busy morning
And my cranium is getting sore
(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)
You said you would give me head
But I'd rather watch Johnny instead
You know I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi
Now
[Solo]
Well it's pushin' 2: 30
And you're feelin' really dirty, yeah
(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)
You got a hand on my member
And you're tryin to get a tremor, yeah
(Get it up, get it up, get it up, go)
I can't stand it now, the pain is so bad
Oh, it's the worst thing a guy ever had
You know I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi
Now
Oh, I've got a splitting hedachi
And I don't wanna serve you now
Ow, I've got a splitting hedachi
Now...
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