Hollywood Squares

Game over, game over, you win

Game over, I win

Game over, you win

Game over

The sleigh bells are a-ringing, the children they are singing

The memories are fleeting, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

Game over, game over, you win

Game over, I win

Game over, you win

Game over

The wedding bells are ringing, the shotgun is a-singing

Now keep your fingers steady, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

You are my lucky penny, my local anesthetic

Ritual bloodletting, we play a game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

A lion tamer yelling, your first piano lesson

A four-leaf contraceptive, we play a game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

A sweaty palm reading, a lucky shot of whiskey

Now come and rub my belly, a little game of (Paper, Scissors, Rock)

O's and X's

Hollywood Squares

X's and O's

Bloody Tic-Tac-Toe

[Instrumental Break]

Paper

Scissors

Rock

Paper

Scissors

Rock

Rock

We will rock you

Going nowhere

Hollywood Squares

Not in your song, I'm not your singer

Not in your poem, I'm not your stanza

I'm not a color in your rainbow

But now which team are you rooting for?

We're Hollywood Squares

We're going nowhere

I'm an' 'X'

You're an 'O'

You're an 'O'

You're an 'O'

Going nowhere

Hollywood Squares

Going nowhere

Hollywood Squares

And this is the end

The end